By Mark Abraham· Oct 04, 2013
Your Compatibility Score with Trap Jaw is 2/10
Employment: Minion; Mechanic, Engineer, and Tool-User
Personality: Being a jack of all trades, I tend to fluctuate. Which you’d think would make me an exciting propect, what with me being adaptable and content and spontaneous, but Eternia is filled with folks like me: Man-E-Faces, Two Bad, Tri-Clops. It’s exhausting how eccentric we all are, huh?
Likes: Calling ham “jambon” even though I don’t speak French. Cats. Mid-winter trips to Albuquerque. Preserved Myer lemons as an entrée. Laced with oil for my jaw, of course.
Hates: Snakes and ladders less than chutes and ladders, but that game in general.
The Most Private Thing I’m Willing To Admit: I really like Prince Adam. He’s always nice to me when we meet in the Eternia Mall food court or bump into each other at J. Crew, which we both really like.
I’m Looking For…
I have a metal mouth so you probably need a metal body. That said, I have a number of exciting attachments for my replaceable tool arm!
Trap Jaw’s Smushes
Do you have a toothbrush?
A golf club?
Elephant trunk, you have?
A plastic surgery magic wand? To fix your ugly face? Hah!