Reverse English Breakfast in Bed
By Mark Abraham· Nov 29, 2013
2 eggs, sunny-side up
4 strips cooked bacon
1 cooked sausage
1/2 cup sauteed mushrooms
1/2 cup baked beans
2 sauteed tomato slices
2 slice toast
To prepare this for a loved one: eat full breakfast super-early in the morning.
Throw up breakfast. Don’t rush this step! Carefully attempt to vomit eat breakfast item individually. Trying to throw up the eggs with yokes still intact is clearly the hardest, but don’t get cocky about producing a fully formed sausage: it’s tougher than it looks.
With kitchen paper, wipe plate clean of any excess stomach acid.
Place on tray and serve immediately.