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PM Conversation Between Smush.com Users casta_girl and sleepy_lover

By Mark Abraham · Sep 20, 2013

Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
Did you see Helen at the club last night?
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
She's got moves, huh?
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
She's amazing! She's like a super-stealthy dancing queen! I was watching her do a basic snap dance and I didn't even understand how it suddenly became the best lawnmower I had ever seen.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
I know. She makes pulling a rip chord look like the most graceful arabesque.
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
And how genius is it to meld gear shifting with brushing the dirt off your shoulder?
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
No less genius than it is to simultaneously do the funky chicken and the dougie!
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
I asked her to teach me. You know what she said?
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
What?
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
"Some things just can't be taught, Care friend." And I didn't even care, 'cause it was like getting let down gently by, like, I dunno, Madonna or something.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
I bet she wormed away from you in that moment. PLEASE TELL ME SHE DID!
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
OF COURSE SHE DID. Helen Bennett knows how to leave on a high note! She punctuated that shit buy spinning on her head while doing the bus driver upside down!
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
I'M VERY SAD I MISSED THAT, B!
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
You should be. We will never again witness elegance in that form.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
What about next weekend?
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
I dunno. She...winked at me on her way out. All, like, "I'm done with this. Friendly mic drop."
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
She's amazing.
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
I can't even make the sprinkler look good.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
Well...that's why we get drunk, huh?
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
I feel like the apostles must have felt after the last supper.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
Is there a dance called "the crucifixion"? There should be.
Bedtime Bear's cropped avatar.sleepy_lover says:
There totally should be. It's all on tippy toes.
Castapella's cropped avatar.casta_girl says:
Maybe that's why they call Helen "Mother-1." She's the Jesus of dork dances, I guess.
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