THE
Plan B.

Plan B

By Mark Abraham · Sep 11, 2013
  • “Grapefruit Gate”?
  • “Honeydew Hold”?
  • “Quince Pinch”?
  • “Elderberry Eradicator”?
  • “Vanilla Vengeance”?
  • “Double Chocolate Nope”?
  • “Fig Flush”?
  • “Sycamore Seal”?
  • “Pecan’t”?
  • “Orange You Glad You Won’t Get Pregnant?”?
  • “Polyurethane Plum”?
  • “Cantaloupe Conquistador”?
  • “Desert Lime De-erection”?
  • “Saskatoonberry Shutdown”?
  • “Soursop Stop”?
  • “Just What the Dr. Pepper Ordered”?
  • “Passion Fruit Prison”?
  • “Strawberry Security”?
  • “Pomegranite Wall”?
  • “Olive Oh No You Won’t!”?
  • “Watermelon Reverse-Magellen”?
  • “Un-jackfruit”?
  • “Rum ‘n’ Butter Nob Scrubber”?
  • “Lil’ Pumpkin”?
  • “Cotton Candy Cranny Jam”?
  • “Plan Banana”?
  • “…”
  • I’d like to remind you all, once again, that it wasn’t my idea to have Lip Smacker get into the spermicide business, ‘kay?
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