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Daniel Craig: Peanut Butter Edition

By Dom Sinacola · Sep 19, 2013

Daniel Craig looks like…

…some sort of centipede with almonds stuck by tree sap to its head area.

…an elderly, albino bat.

…Frankie Muniz, Ghost Hunter.

…shaved Santa Claus.

…Rachel Weisz made him wear that hat, because one doesn’t ask questions, one just does what Rachel Weisz tells one to do.

…he’s wearing that hat in secret.

…he just got a call from his girlfriend, Rachel Weisz. “Are you wearing that fucking hat?”, Rachel Weisz asks. “Er…no…I mean, what hat?”, he replies.

…an anthropomorphic cigarette from a 1970s PSA.

…a stock character from School House Rock.

…a wicked callous on my big toe from roller blading.

…a brownstone duplex in a gentrified West Chicago neighborhood.

…someone’s head exploded dandruff all over his shit.

…Vladimir Putin, Lentil Baron.

…shaved Kurt Vonnegut.

…Iggy Pop’s bicep.

…a deflating airbag.

…Vigo, from Ghostbusters II, just looking for a good deal on an apartment.

…Steve Doocy, Heroin Kingpin.

…a blueberry scone with a hat on.

…Nook ‘n’ Cranny Danny, the Garbage Pail Kid.

…a Capri Sun where the straw just won’t go in.

…a crumbling peanut butter cookie.

…a handsome wad of gum.

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