By Mark Abraham· Nov 01, 2013
Your Compatibility Score with Irma Langstein is 4/10
Location: New York City
Employment: Channel 6 secretary; vigilante.
Personality: Compassionate, sarcastic, and klutzy. It is a winning combination I know!
Likes: Cuttlefish, Q-Bert, the science of precise deep-frying, sticky buns, Orange is the New Black, and Sleater-Kinney. Also, I collect bone fragments and have several wonderful display cases that are also carved out of bone. Bone furniture.
Hates: Vern, Casey Jones, the Rat King, and foods that taste like sour.
If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone, Dead Or Alive: Yves Saint Laurent. I do love his glasses so.
I’m Looking For…
Heartbeats and fingers, oh my!
Irma Langstein’s Smushes
Did you get my email?
I have asked you on 124 dates. Why will you not respond?
I think it's because you're gross.
That notion is nonsense!
Maybe you should change into your sixth form "Sulkbot" so you can go off into the corner and sulk.