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Happy Valentine's Day, Fam

By Kaylen Hann · Feb 14, 2013
Valentine's Day

This article is part of our annual Valentine’s Day tribute to lurve. Click here for full archive.

In the spirit of Love and such, us folks at the Damper would like to provide you with but a brief smattering of Valentine’s Day cards to distribute amongst your so-called “loved ones.” We’ve included four, which is exactly the amount of years most relationships last before they are filled with regret and existential woe. So…enjoy!

And because we believe in audience interaction, here’s a write-your-own Valentine, starring Carlos Santana! SANTANAYOSELF:

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