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69 Sweaters for Winter!

By Dom Sinacola & Kaylen Hann · Oct 24, 2013
  1. Cableknit
  2. Turtleneck
  3. Houndstooth
  4. A full-torso houndstooth tattoo
  5. Heathered
  6. Cardigan
  7. Boyfriend cardigan
  8. Popcorn knit
  9. Marled
  10. Maternity
  11. Cotton-wool blend
  12. Cashmere
  13. Ca$hmere
  14. Wool
  15. Argyle
  16. Itchy
  17. Ill-fitting
  18. Irish Aran
  19. Alpaca
  20. Chihuahua
  21. Christmas poinsettias
  22. Capsleeve
  23. Pullover
  24. Wrap-around
  25. Jumper
  26. Gray
  27. Brown
  28. Orange
  29. Yellow
  30. Yella
  31. Yak hair
  32. Golden retriever
  33. Plastic garbage bag stuffed with leaves and assorted yard detritus
  34. Boyfriend plastic garbage bag stuffed with leaves and assorted yard detritus
  35. Not damp newspaper
  36. Tunic
  37. Twinset
  38. Panda
  39. Poncho
  40. Zippered
  41. V-neck
  42. Cinderella (the band)
  43. Doo doo
  44. Boyfriend doo doo
  45. Mohair
  46. Mohair MoProblems
  47. Butthair
  48. Oatmeal
  49. Shitbeard
  50. Cheetah
  51. God’s warming love
  52. Magic
  53. Gryffindor!
  54. Shroud of Turin
  55. Pink
  56. Pink (singer)
  57. The teeth of those you’ve slain in combat
  58. Sean Diddy Combs
  59. Soap. Lathered.
  60. Heartbreaknit
  61. Amazing Smegmacolor Dreamcoat
  62. Spiders. Spiders crawling all over my skin!
  63. The visceral ghost-warmth of whiskey
  64. Spaghettiknit
  65. Straightjacket
  66. Some sort of quilt made out of urinal mats
  67. Bulletproof vest (with down lining)
  68. Obesity
  69. Sadness
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